Man-up time in Canuckistan

Taken from fivefeetoffury.com ;


She covers, and comments on it quite well, so I thought I would pass it along.

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Mark Steyn's "typically snubbing manner"?, eh?

Hmmm, shouldn't questionable grammar be illegal, too? (After all, it "offends" me and may even inspire me to commit a "hate crime" myself one of these days.) Ya gotta love that mysterious free floating "they".

What about poor spelling, like "blatent"? "Querries"?

How about getting your facts wrong, like stating that the "Free Mark Steyn" blog was started by Mark Steyn when it wasn't? In fact, a five-second google reveals it to be the brainchild of the intrepid "binkie".

Worse, stating that "Muslims are the biggest victims of hate crimes today."

When in fact they are the biggest perps of fake hate crimes today.

Luckily for us all, non-lawyers were availabe to, you know, actually check the FBI data:

Anti-Black 3,136
Anti-Jewish 1,027
Anti-White 1,008
Anti-Male Homosexual 881
Anti-Hispanic 770
Anti-Female Homosexual 192
Anti-Islamic 191

Now, here on Planet Normal, when something is at the bottom of a list, that means it is the smallest thing on the list. But I don't have a law degree so I obviously don't know what the hell I'm on about.

Cliche watch: ignorance of the law is indeed no excuse. However, contempt for ridiculous, fascistic laws is a noble tradition.

Steyn isn't ignorant. He is contemptuous and rightly so.

"Hate crime" laws are stupid and need to be protested. Hate is a feeling and feelings can't be crimes (unless you're one of the twisted liberals at blogs like these).

And note the pedantic, snooty little side trip to define "slander". No, you morons: Steyn is asking aloud whether speaking in a "typically snubbing manner" (whatever that is) will one day be actionable too, if twits like you get to rule the nation. He's not wondering whether or not you slandered him.

God, the nimble minds at work here.

Aren't you glad these guys will one day be helping you sell your home and divorce your wife and get outta jail?

Oh, then they say it is just "matter of time" before some hatemonger attributes his violent actions to Steyn's words.

Look out! Some purely imaginary asshole from the unknowable Philip K. Dick future may shirk responsibility for his crimes and blame Steyn, or Twinkies.

(Oh wait, that was the past, and it really happened. Know why? A lawyer thought up the Twinkie defence and a crazy guy got 5 years in jail for killing two politicians. Another highlight in humanity's moral evolution, brought to you by... a lawyer.)

But no matter: Let's harrass Mark Steyn rather than just laughing at the (imaginary) killer (of the imaginary future) then locking him up. In Future Jail. Unless he ate Twinkies.

Welcome to the Magical Land of Upside Down inhabited by attorneys and other brainwashed Establishment dorks. That they presume to pronounce upon important matters when they're too lazy and stupid to get their facts or even their words right tells you all you need to know.

# Kathy : 2007-12-22 12:44:21 UTC

Gore Wins Nobel: Proves it is a joke.

Yup.

alGore won his peace prize.

Trophy and cash in hand:


Congratulations alGore. Enjoy the prize that is now deemed no better than a 25cent plastic ring from a gum ball machine.

Some previous examples of esteemed Nobel Peace Prize winners:

Mohamed Elbaradei: Yeah, that guy. He and the IAEA are complete failures at everything they do. Yet they are awarded a prize for promoting peace. Bullshit. It was a political award pure and simple. That is all it is.

From Timesonline regarding his award:

In the past eight years, they have failed to detect covert nuclear programmes in at least three countries - and failed to get diplomatic purchase on the problems when others have finally brought them to light. That does not amount to a contribution to world peace.

Jimmah Cahtuh: Do I really need to explain the asininity of this one? This guy wants to bugger Hugo Chavez fer fucks sake.

Rigoberta Menchu Tum: The notorius Guatemalan liar and author of I, Rigoberta Menchu, which was her autobiography found to be almost completely fabricated.

To prove my point that the truth does not matter to leftoids: When she was outed as a liar and found to have fabricated her book, the professors and advocates of Rigoberta were UPSET! Mad, I tell you! Mad at whom though? Well, mad at the anthropologist that exposed her for what she was. Then!!! Then, they pulled out their usual sleeve card and started crying Racist Bastard! They claimed that the "racists" were trying to discredit a great humanitarian and writer who should be held in high regard because she won the "Peace Prize". pfft.

Yasser Arafat: Just as bad as Jimmah. I don't have to explain this one. terrorist ftw!!!!


Kofi Anan and the U.N.: Okie Dokie! Nothing to see here, just move along, ignore the rapes, child prostitution and oil-for-food, and nevermind the nepotism, and...and well you get the point.


Now that you know how political and useless the award has become, let me at least present to you a few of the winners that actually deserved it:

ELIE WIESEL , U.S.A., Chairman of 'The President's Commission on the Holocaust'. Author, humanitarian.
LECH WALESA , Poland. Founder of Solidarity, campaigner for human rights.
MOTHER TERESA , India, Leader of the Order of the Missionaries of Charity.
DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS (MÉDECINS SANS FRONTIÈRES), Brussels, Belgium.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. , leader of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, campaigner for civil rights.
COMITÉ INTERNATIONAL DE LA CROIX-ROUGE (INTERNATIONAL COMMITTEE OF THE REDCROSS) Geneva, founded 1863.

Those are some of the "real" winners, and the most deserving. Most everyone else was political and a complete joke.

For a prize that could really, truly be used to bring peace in certain areas of the world, it is sad to see it degraded so. Thus I have decided to rename it for what it is:

The Nobel PieceOfShit Prize

Congrats alGore, on your peaceofshit.

Duct Tape Alert: Gore and the Nobel Prize

From The Sunday Times

THE environmental campaigner Al Gore is being tipped as a favourite to win the Nobel peace prize in Oslo this Friday in a controversial move that could place saving the planet above saving people from war and conflict.

The law of unintended consequences: The usual Democrat socialist-pig credo.

Gore, a former American vice-president and failed presidential candidate, has reinvented himself as the “Goracle” with a rock star following after presenting last year’s Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, about the dangers of climate change.

David Koresh had a "rock-star" following too.

He was nominated for the Nobel prize jointly with Sheila Watt-Cloutier, a Canadian Inuit activist who has campaigned about the effect of climate change on Arctic peoples.

“A prerequisite for winning the Nobel peace prize is making a difference and Al Gore has made a difference,” said Boerge Brende, a former Norwegian environment minister who nominated Gore and Watt-Cloutier.

You have got to be kidding me. Gore..making a difference? If lining his pockets with carbon-credit-cash bought by the friggin lemmings that believe this shit, then yeah, he has made a big difference. In fact I bet he is planning on expanding his house with the "difference" he has made...then buying his own offsets to make up for all the electricity he needs to use to run it.

“I think they are likely winners this year,” said Stein Toennesson, director of Oslo’s International Peace Research Institute. The winner will receive $1.5m (£750,000) in prize money.

Gore spent last year assessing whether he ought to run for the White House in 2008, teasing his supporters by saying, “I haven’t completely ruled it out”, and prompting observers to keep a close eye on his girth for signs that he was slimming for a presidential bid.

Oh, please....run alGore, run...please...run.

Some commentators in America, including the British writer Christopher Hitchens, believe he could use a Nobel win to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination.

“Can he stand to watch another Clinton walk away with a nomination that could have been, or could still be, his?” Hitchens asked. Close supporters believe the answer is yes. Gore appears to have concluded that the Democrats are satisfied with their candidates.

There just aren't enough words to describe my "WTF" moment I am having after reading this. I guess the hippies are truly ensconced in positions of authority in entities that were once held in high esteem. Nobel prize for Gore...c'mon people; a prize for schlepping an ideology that is not proven, lining his pockets with cash from it all the while not doing a damn thing that he preaches.

Yes, I am a Global Warming Denier<sup>TM

So fuck off.

It just proves to me something that I have been thinking for some time. Basically a Nobel peace prize like this, the piece of paper and whatever trophy they hand out for it are about as important to me as the toilet paper that I use to wipe shit off my ass. It is about as impressive as an ivy league shingle now a days.


I imagine that the assclown will win his prize, and his head will grow even larger to match the proportions of his fat ass. I will give alGore some credit for reducing global warming: He kills a lot of cows, thus reducing cow farts, to feed his fat ass cheeseburgers all day.

Geezus this world is full of fucking idiots.


P.S.
Sorry for the recent absence. Work has been absolutely nuts these past few weeks, thus raging about stoopid people took a back seat for awhile.

Drew.</sup>

The traveling zoo came to Fargo today!!!

AKA: Dennis Kucinich campaigned in Fargo today!

from a communist hell report:

Dennis Kucinich brought his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination to Fargo Tuesday. Despite a poor showing in the polls, the Ohio congressman believes he still has a shot at the party's presidential nomination

A shot at the nomination? yeah, a shot in hell....


The piece continues with this gem from a local Fargo idiot:

Standing in the crowd, Deb Pullen says she plans to vote for Kucinich in the North Dakota caucus.

"I think he stands for all the issues that I think are important," says Pullen. "I think he's a very non-egotistical, sincere candidate, who really is a public servant."

NON-EGOTISTICAL!!!!! Are you on fucking crack! This shit-fer-brains just waltzed around Syria, giving Assad a hummer, all the while giving the finger to the U.S.A. If that isn't ego, I don't know what is. Stupid twit.

Dyke-fer-Sure!

Sorry, I have to make this short as I have much work to do, but we'll end with Dennis' denial of reality:

Although he's trailing in the polls in Iowa, Kucinich believes the race for the Democratic presidential nomination is far from over.

"I think that many people haven't made up their minds. That's certainly true in Iowa -- that people, even at this late date, are still thinking about who they're going to vote for. And so for those elections that are a few weeks off, there is plenty of time,"

MmmmHmmmm.

Thanks a bunch for this stain on humanity northern Ohio....stay home and don't vote next time, mmmkayy?

One last thing.....HOW in thee HELL did this happen?!

Is she sane, are they a match made in Heaven, or both equally as stupid?

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. :>

We need a vaccine for BDS...another WTF! People.

From the seatlepi.com:

It seems that Matt Hasselbeck and Mack Strong's visit with the president while he was in town has garnered some affection from BDS sufferers that we all recognize too well.

Some examples:

"How dare Hasselbeck declare Bush an honorary Seahawk," wrote one. "Who is Matt speaking for? Bush is no Seahawk. He is the worst president of my lifetime, and I'm almost 60. Shame on you, Matt."

"To learn that two of the most popular Seahawks are strong (Bush) supporters ruins the season for me and my family," wrote another.

And Timothy P. wrote: "Just goes to show you that being a great athlete doesn't make you smart."

Well alrighty then. Someone forgot their meds

At least one sane person commented on the comments above:

"He's the president of the United States. You liberals are the nastiest, most hateful people I know. I'm ashamed of Seattle."

Amen brother!

At least Hasselbeck and Strong have their heads on straight:

Added Hasselbeck: "I don't understand. This is America. We're not going to agree on everything."

Strong doesn't get it either, saying: "Any time you have a world leader come to your city, you should welcome him whether you like the person or not. That was the right thing to do."

But Matt, don't you understand?! Obviously the re-education camps (Public Screw-el) didn't do their job on you. You can think for yourself and you respect other's opinions; how dare you!


geezus lefties give me a headache. How can a once sane political ideology get hijacked in such a short amount of time by the most hateful people there are?

very sad.

Drew.

WTF People. Are you -REALLY- offended?

I say bullshit. You aren't offended, not in the least. You want your 15minutes of fame, notoriety and the stigma of taking down a big college and it's logo.

Jackasses.

What am I talking about, why this logo of course. The "Fighting Sioux" logo of the University of North Dakota.




I think it kicks ass. If I were a Sioux tribe member I would be proud that I am represented as powerful yet with a dignified poise. Do the Sioux deny their warrior heritage? Or are they upset that past stereotypes and portrayals still stick in -some- peoples' minds? I think that is their problem. Kids these days aren't even allowed to play tag, much less "Cowboys and Injuns!".....hell would get expelled for pointing a frigging finger gun at someone these days. pansies.

Would you rather the logo was this?




Now that would upset me, as it makes me appear not-quite-sane.

No. I think the real issue is the do-gooder PC crowd got their panties in a bunch when Ralph Engelstad built his shrine; err I mean built his hockey arena for the University.

Now, Ralph, being no dummy, made sure that the logo would never, ever get removed (at least not cheaply) from his arena that he forked over 100mil for. There are sioux logo's everywhere IN marble. haha. I love it.

Well Ralph basically gave the finger to the PC wussies and whiners, and they gave up for awhile. Now it seems to have resurrected itself , with certain old North Dakota politicians trying to act dignified and edumacated by suggesting that now we should really get rid of the logo once and for all.

Puhlease. Like some old fart politician I am supposed to esteem is going to make me feel guilty about a fuggin PICTURE. Geezus people, get a life.

If you have problems with a PICTURE you have issues other than the supposed esteem problems this logo is supposedly causing you.

You need medication, and some psychiatric help.

Get.Over.It.

...and grow up.

Get a Rope

...and some Duct Tape too. I need to secure my head before it blows all over my monitor.

Goebbels must be laughing with glee now that his methods are being used to a great extent by the LSM. Now here comes Brian dePalma with the latest piece of Hollywood propaganda.

Redacted

This is de Palma's latest piece of shit, and attempt to influence Americans into leaving Iraq

Let me drop a few of his choice quotes first

The movie is an attempt to bring the reality of what is happening in Iraq to the American people,

You mean there is a war! No frigging way! Damn, I thought we were playing dump truck in a really big sand box all this time.

The pictures are what will stop the war. One only hopes that these images will get the public incensed enough to motivate their Congressmen to vote against this war

Yeah....we don't get any images of IED's on a daily basis. None whatsoever.

"In Vietnam, when we saw the images and the sorrow of the people we were traumatizing and killing, we saw the soldiers wounded and brought back in body bags. We see none of that in this war," De Palma said.

"It's all out there on the Internet, you can find it if you look for it, but it's not in the major media. The media is now really part of the corporate establishment," he said.

You mean, soldiers have died? Hell, I could swear that the LSM takes every chance it gets to pronounce loudly when a soldier is killed. But seeing as mr de Palma declares that the media is now a part of the corporate establishment....I guess we will hear only about the good things that are happening now in Iraq. Whew. He had me worried for a second.

Lest I be accused of cherry picking items from the story and not "telling all sides":

Abeer Qasim Hamza al-Janabi was gang raped, killed and burnt by American soldiers in Mahmudiya, south of Baghdad, in March 2006. Her parents and younger daughter were also killed.
Five soldiers have since been charged with the attack. Four of them have been given sentences of between 5 and 110 years.

So we had a group of punk ass soldiers that did something heinous and evil. They have been punished and removed from society like all goblins should be.

OK, remember Goebbels?? The Art of Propaganda?

Select a few facts that back your case.
Create (make it up) a story around those facts.
Make your case appear as the Good Side.
Make your opponent appear as the Bad Side
Fictionalize where necessary while maintaining that what you are doing is good, and needed

De Palma has successfully created a propaganda piece. It is NOT a movie. It is a pure propaganda piece. I don't care that he made it, that is his right. I do care, however that he is trying to push it off as a "Documentary". As a real documentary it would fail.

You cannot, in good faith, create a documentary about soldier atrocities without showing the atrocities that our soldiers see from the enemy also. One must show possible cause and effects, right?

If de Palma wanted to be genuine he would show ALL the horrible aspects of the war....stupid soldiers AND the psycho Islamonazis as well. He would show images of contractor beheadings, lynchings and burnings, families executed to coerce a village's submission, IED's in market places-killing civilians.

Do we see that in this film? No.

THIS IS PURE PROPAGANDA. And he has the balls to claim that the LSM is part of the corporate machine. Translation: a propaganda machine....

Pot-kettle-black much Brian?

I can assume de Palma will come out with documentaries detailing the atrocities of, thus calling for the withdraw of:

-UN peace keepers and their sexual misconduct wherever they are stationed.
-Illegal immigrants committing vicious crimes against our "children"

UN out of U.S. now!!!!
Illegal Immigrants out of U.S. now!

:)

Oh, one more thing: Stay the fuck in Venice Brian. We don't want you back.

Holy geebus! Where to begin today....

First: The Breck Girl received a dagger in the back.....ummm, I mean to say he received an endorsement from former president Carter. Mr Peanut had this to say about Pretty Boy Edwards:

I can say without equivocation that no one who is running for president has presented anywhere near as comprehensive and accurate a prediction of what our country ought to do in the field of environmental quality, in the field of health care for those who are not presently insured, for those who struggle with poverty

Translated as: "I can say without a doubt, the Breck Girl will destroy this country far faster than I ever did!"

Say goodbye to Mr Edwards' campaign.

Next: PBS consulted with the Dear Leader prior to nixing "Islam versus Islamists: Voices from the Muslim Center"

Who is this Dear Leader you say! Surely I am not suggesting that we have communist-like censors running PBS!

Well, it seems that PBS in all its liberal wisdom let the Nation Of Islam preview the documentary first before deciding to air it. the NOI apparently didn't like it (ie: the truth is a bitch) and was a primary voice in getting it removed from the play list.

Oh, and get this; America at the Crossroads was touted as a series of documentaries presenting all sides of the story, but they decided not to air the program because:

...was overly subjective and one-sided. They thus decided against airing it as part of the series.

Yup, all sides of the story all right....all sides except the one we don't like. Free speech for me but not for thee and such. You know the leftoid drill.

Finally: Some good news.

From NewsMax:

If Marine Col. Jeffrey Chessani is exonerated of the charges against him he may haul Pennsylvania Democratic Congressman John Murtha, into court, suing him for libel, one of his lawyers told NewsMax.com.

Good.

Murtha is an EX-Marine.

I would never soil the Corps' name by calling him a Former Marine.

Yeah, yeah.. I know an Ex-marine is a dead marine. Well in my eyes any Marine who would libel his own Corps as Murt-tard did is dead to me.

Stupid is as stupid does.

John Warner (RINO-VA) has successfully completed his brain transplant....errr, I mean lobotomy. His conversion to a complete bumbling idiot was a success.

Seeking to do something, not sure what, that will ensure his re-election this dolt has decided to start speaking like the rest of the moonbat idiots and steal victory from our troops and give it to the islamonazis.

In this piece from FOXNews he states:

"We must start an orderly, carefully-planned, thought-out redeployment," said Warner, who added that "in my humble judgment, that will get everybody's attention."

Oh, it will get attention alright. It will get the attention of assclowns like Mookie al Sadr and the Rubber-Room noodles in Iran.

Imagine if you will:

Mookie: "praise be allah, we are winning. The infidel leaders are caving to our bloodshed. I think I will propose that my slaves...oops, I mean my followers shall back off all attacks. That way the infidel wussies will get out"

Ahmanutjob: "Brilliant plan mookie! praise be allah, in the meantime we will hold off on those rockets and mortars we've been sending you. Besides the Allah-Boom! shall be ready very soon now. Then the infidels shall burn in the fires of our righteousness!"


Sorry John. You can write your political carrier off now.

If you want to "pull out" out so bad, go tap your foot in an airport restroom or something.

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Greetings

So, I am slaving away at work yesterday doing the usual...too dang much. Hey! It was Wednesday which is always a slow day for me, as normally I am doing too !@#$%ing much.

Yesterday's abnormal slowness led me to my favorite pastime of reading news and current events, as well as seeing what the leftoids are up to these days (like what their favorite medication is).

I have started seeing a larger influx of news items that involved people (whom I think are human) doing, saying and believing in the stupidest things. Some of these stories and people amaze me with their complete lack of common sense much less brain cells. I can only picture a crazed hamster running like Forrest Gump on a wire wheel when reading about these dolts.

Anyways, I have some errands to run first but then I will be back with some goodies.



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