10/12/2007

Gore Wins Nobel: Proves it is a joke.

Yup.

alGore won his peace prize.

Trophy and cash in hand:


Congratulations alGore. Enjoy the prize that is now deemed no better than a 25cent plastic ring from a gum ball machine.

Some previous examples of esteemed Nobel Peace Prize winners:

Mohamed Elbaradei: Yeah, that guy. He and the IAEA are complete failures at everything they do. Yet they are awarded a prize for promoting peace. Bullshit. It was a political award pure and simple. That is all it is.

From Timesonline regarding his award:

In the past eight years, they have failed to detect covert nuclear programmes in at least three countries - and failed to get diplomatic purchase on the problems when others have finally brought them to light. That does not amount to a contribution to world peace.


Jimmah Cahtuh: Do I really need to explain the asininity of this one? This guy wants to bugger Hugo Chavez fer fucks sake.

Rigoberta Menchu Tum: The notorius Guatemalan liar and author of I, Rigoberta Menchu, which was her autobiography found to be almost completely fabricated.

To prove my point that the truth does not matter to leftoids: When she was outed as a liar and found to have fabricated her book, the professors and advocates of Rigoberta were UPSET! Mad, I tell you! Mad at whom though? Well, mad at the anthropologist that exposed her for what she was. Then!!! Then, they pulled out their usual sleeve card and started crying Racist Bastard! They claimed that the "racists" were trying to discredit a great humanitarian and writer who should be held in high regard because she won the "Peace Prize". pfft.

Yasser Arafat: Just as bad as Jimmah. I don't have to explain this one. terrorist ftw!!!!


Kofi Anan and the U.N.: Okie Dokie! Nothing to see here, just move along, ignore the rapes, child prostitution and oil-for-food, and nevermind the nepotism, and...and well you get the point.


Now that you know how political and useless the award has become, let me at least present to you a few of the winners that actually deserved it:

ELIE WIESEL , U.S.A., Chairman of 'The President's Commission on the Holocaust'. Author, humanitarian.
LECH WALESA , Poland. Founder of Solidarity, campaigner for human rights.
MOTHER TERESA , India, Leader of the Order of the Missionaries of Charity.
DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS (MÉDECINS SANS FRONTIÈRES), Brussels, Belgium.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. , leader of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, campaigner for civil rights.
COMITÉ INTERNATIONAL DE LA CROIX-ROUGE (INTERNATIONAL COMMITTEE OF THE REDCROSS) Geneva, founded 1863.

Those are some of the "real" winners, and the most deserving. Most everyone else was political and a complete joke.

For a prize that could really, truly be used to bring peace in certain areas of the world, it is sad to see it degraded so. Thus I have decided to rename it for what it is:

The Nobel PieceOfShit Prize

Congrats alGore, on your peaceofshit.